Copypasta != Update

Among assignments, moving house, and trying to know some high power level girl better, I didn't really have much time this week to watch animu, let alone write an entry. So here's a copypasta.

Gentlemen, I like VLC.

Gentlemen, I like VLC.

Gentlemen, I love VLC!

I like AVI, I like RMVB,

I like 120fps, I like interlacing,

I like rainbowing, I like the dot crawl, I like blocking.

I like the ringing, and I like tinny audio.

On a computer, a DVD player, a PS3, on a Mac, on an Archos.

I truly love each and every kind of artifact man can encode to a file.

I like the broken ASS support when even the simplest of lines fails to render correctly. When the translator's notes overlaps the main dialogue, it makes my heart dance!

I like when an encode displays like it is corrupted! It always left a warm feeling in my chest when they would check the CRC, only to find it is correct.

I like it when #darkhold encoders post on AnimeSuki and RAGE about the topic at hand. I recall how much it moved me, seeing how epic longposts were made, how they would shun the subject again and again, even though it wouldn't die. And it's painfully exciting when a leecher posts about how great it is in the same thread.

And how wonderful it is to have 120fps for a show that is a constant 23.976!

And that pitiful resistance, encoding to h264, despite it being harder on the CPU. I even remember when XviD had a 10:1 leecher ratio!

I like it when the MKV fanboys are thrown into chaos. And when the VFR feature they are supposed to be promoting is violated repeatedly... oh how very sad it is.

I like it when the detail and sharpness in HD encodes are crushed and obliterated! And them being filtered, smearing and ghosting and looking worse than a standard DVD.

Gentlemen, what I want is a low bitrate hell.

Gentlemen, my compatriots, leechers, you who abuse my XDCC bots... gentlemen, what do you desire? Do you also want eyecancer? Is a return to the age of VCDs what you want?

Do you yearn for a VHS encode that stretches the very limits of poor quality, the artifacts so intense that it makes Stevie Wonder cringe?

Very well then, we shall have VLC.



Oh, I welled up after watching Kaiba 03, and shat bricks at the end of Nijuu Mensou no Musume 05. So I suggest you watch these 2 episodes, even if you had no prior experience with the shows.

Guide to installing CCCP + CoreAVC + MPC

Alright, here's a little guide for the .avi and the VLC fags that are the cancer killing technology advancement. See, the problem with VLC is that most fansubs who releases shows in h264, usually uses the .mkv container and .ass for the fukken subs, which VLC has problem supporting without fucking up your screen. So these cancer fags end up downloading .avi, and the retarded fansubbers go ZOMG PEOPLE LIEK .AVI SO WE NEED TO KEEP IT ALIVE. Only a few select smart ones, like gg and sudo say fuck you to the .avi fags, gg even goes to the extent of trolling VLC fags by putting in text that can't be seen on other players.

Step 1: Go to http://www.cccp-project.net/ and download the Insurgent and the CCCP pack, and use Insurgent to kill all the cancer codec packs that you have installed, be it K-lite or whatever fuck shit, I don't care, just destroy all of them.

Step 2: Install CCCP, duh, along with Media Player Classic. Normal playback should be fine here for everything. If you wanna take screenshots, File > Save Image > Select directory. After the first time, you can just press F5 every other time and screens will be saved in whichever folder you choosed.

Step 3: Only for people with slow ass computer which chokes on 720p videos, like my Athlon 2800 XP or my sister's boyfriend's even older CPU, I think it's a 2Ghz Pentium 4 Mobile, or for the faggots running Duo Core and wanna utilise them both for whatever reasons. CCCP's FFDShow doesn't support multi core I think, so here's where CoreAVC comes in. I'm not that good with these shit so I may be wrong, but whatever. Either buy it from http://www.coreavc.com/ or if you are have no morals like me, get it from here, and install it.

Step 4: Open MPC again, press O or right click > Options. Go to External Filters, Add Filter, Browse, and unless you fuck around with installing CCCP, go to C:\Program Files\CoreCodec\CoreAVC Professional Edition\ and select CoreAVCDecoder.ax. Then go to Start, Programs, CCCP, Settings, uncheck H.264, Next, Apply. Load up a .mkv/h264 file, and right click on the screen, Filters, and CoreAVC should be on the list.

Shouldn't have any problem after this if you follow it step by step. Embrace the superior player and format and say goodbye to .avi and VLC. Oh, this only works for Windows. Too bad for you Macfags and Linuxfags. Just google for Real Alternative if you have a desire to support the chinks and their shitty realmedia, it should play everything else fine with no problems.